My bucket list

" Happiness is found along the way, not at he end of the road" . When I reach the end of my road, I want to have had all the happiness possible in life.. Here's my bucket list..

Some of these are objective and some subjective

1. Climb atop the burj dubai.

2. Bunjee jump from the 'Red Bridge' in Switzerland.

3. Watch a GP and a Man u match at the circuit/stadium.

4.Beat my brother at carrom ( This, I myself know is impossible)

5. Hand-letter a tee that reads "kill the grateful dead"

6.Kill Spencer Pratt and Theiry henry.(wishful thinking)

7. Visit bruges in Belgium.

8. Ride atop the London eye.( High aspirations? Pun intended)

9. Write a book(*scoofs at self* make way for the next salman rushdie *face palm*)

10. Go snorkeling in Phuket, thailand.

11. Buy a vintage dress from eclectica,NYC

12. OWN A FENDER MUSTANG in aqua blue!

13. Learn to play 'heartbreaker" on my fender mustang.

14. Wear an Oscar de la renta gown and Chopard jewels (yeah! right)

15. Create some artwork ! ( *laughs at self* i who can't even draw a straight line0

16. Drink a tequila shot, just once in life!

17. Have Ralph Lauren custom design a dress pour moi.

18. Perfect my French.( which maintenant, is on a tres pathetic state)

19. Visit the Niagara with my parents, when they are 60!

20.Learn to cook a gourmet!

21. Learn all of Barathiyars poems! ( atleast read all of 'em)

22. Get hold of a collector's edition 'Bleach' Vinyl.

23. Own some memorabilia of Kurt Cobain's.

24. Earn enough to support one orphan's education from kindergarten to Phd.

25. *tada* Attend one rock concert, preferably punk rock. watch either coldplay, green day,avenged sevenfold, megadeth or kings of leon from the mosh pit, pogo to them, head bang to them and audience surf!

Phew!! I need to be alive for the lifetime of a score of people to achieve all tis i guess! Elixir of life anyone?? Also this is more like a 1000gallon tank list.. not a bucket list! LOL

P.S: ralph lauren if you're reading this i'm available at my email 24*7

Super Nova

If I could perfect time travel, bring back the dead, find an equilibrium in the time-space continuum and more than anything get these people to set their egos aside and play together, i would have whipped up the perfect band EVER....

ah.. wishful thinking is such a pain in the ass!

Kurt Cobain on lead vocals (seriously, did u think otherwise?)

Slash on Lead Guitar

Sid Vicious on bass

Dale Crover on drums

I generally don't give much for rhythm guitars, b/c i just love NIRVANA's sound and they had just a lead guitar and a bass.. but still just in case

John Frusciante on Rhythm Guitars.

alternatively, If Dale Crover is too "punk" for the mainstream, i would go with Jon Bonham..

All the best bands are dictatorships so Kurt would write all the songs and the others would just play.

This would require a supernova of NIRVANa, Guns n Roses, The Sex pistols, the Chilli peppers and either the Melvins or Led zep! makes my head spin.

P.S : See i'm unbiased. I did not put Kurt Cobain on lead guitars.. I know he's not the best guitarist out there (or not out there, in Kurt's case) , but hey! I dunno one other band where the Lead singer was also the Lead guitarist,they would play rhythm guitar but lead? I haven't heard of any except NIRVANA! That's why Kurt's the best! \m/

Whats's your perfect band?

Hindsight is cruel!

Helpless? Hapless?

Probably the word I hate the most - "HELPLESS" .

I wish I had the power to change certain things that happened or accept it, get some closure and move on. I hate the fact that I was too young, I lived half a world away, My parents wouldn't have let me, I wouldn't have made a difference anyway.. I hate the fact that scientists have not yet perfected time travel, I don't have psychic powers, I might be turning into a cynic or worse a nihilist, today!

I hate the fact that I was helpless then, and I still am.

Or maybe It's just hapless.. Unfortunate..

P.S

This should be added to the list in the previous post! Since this deserves to be in the limelight at present, I'm not editing the previous one to include this, but giving it a stage of it's own!

Waking up at 1.30am to watch Roger "the greatest player ever" Federer , struggle to find an answer to Juan Martin Del Potro a.k.a "the elf" 's blistering forehand. That kid is a revelation.

oh! and BTW, I dunno why I keep refereing to Delpo as "kid" .Afterall he's only like 4 months younger to me. weird.. Hmmmm..

Few things that turn an existence into L.I.F.E

Most of the these things are subjective.. so...

1.The person inside, holding the elevator door open for u when u are in hurry.
2.Sharing a cuppa coffee @ oven fresh with ur grandad.
3.Your Juniors inviting u personally to ur college symposium, even though U no longer study there.
4.Your dog eagerly jumping on u and soiling ur crisp white dress.
5. dad surprising u with a Kurt Cobain poster(insert ur favorite rockstar/moviestar/sportstar here) . Daddy for President!.
6.Finding the NIRVANA bootleg u were desperately looking for.
7.Finding there's just one more candy left when u thought u had eaten it all.
8.playing "odd or even" with ur bro to decide who has to buy the milk today.
9.both u and ur bro picking zero when playing the above odd or even!!!!
10. Ur best friend introducing u to his new sis-in-law whom he has known but for a few days and she saying "oh! I know all about her! I recognise from everything u've told me".
11.Finding ur favorite F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode on tv.
12.Chatting with ur friend over text messages when suddenly ur phone says "last sms cost 25p" and realising u've just sent ur 101st text of the day.
13. Hearing ur dad bathroom-singing "All apologies" :P .
14. Watching "Ek Duje Ke Liye" with ur parents.
15. Zeenat Aman's dress in "churaliya hai thumne"
16.Befriending Courtney Love Cobain thru' twitter!
17.Eagerly awaiting the birth of ur cousins baby, so u can be an aunt for the first time!
18.Headbanging to Breed while taking a walk and people staring at u.
19.private jokes.
20 Being able to share a naughty joke/limerick with ur parents without cringing.
21.Breaking curfew on nights out with friends.
22.Reading a good book in one sitting.
23. Screaming for ur favorite team to win till ur hoarse.
24.mom calling u saying, just boarded the train will reach there tuesday, after she has been out of town for a whole week.
25. Learning both u and Kurt Cobain hated Ernest hemmingway and both loved vintage clothes(I love them, but sadly don't own even one.)
26. Finally getting the right output on a program that's been bugging u forever!
27.Layla- The guitar riff!
28.Coffee.
29.The sight of Kurt Cobain trashing equipment/stage dive/ jump 15ft onto the drums/creating feedback that lasts for minutes after the show/defy the corporate establishment(remember the "corporate magazines still suck" tee on the rolling stone cover?/picking his nose/staring at the wall.. anything!
30.A crowd of more than 10000 people singing along to "Lithium" in one voice.
31.Smells like teen spirit!

The one with the Parodies.

If u don't know the words to Teen spirit this post will NOT be funny to u! I have put up the original lyrics below not for someone to learn them(if u don't know the song already,this post will be lost on u), but for those of us who know the song and love it , to have a point of reference!

These are the original words to Teen Spirit

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

Im worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello (x 16)

Chorus

And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello (x 16)

chorus

A denial( x 6)

Both these videos poke fun at the fact that no one could understand a single word of what Kurt sand when "teen spirit" first came out!

The first one is called "Smells like NIRVANA" and is by a guy called Weird Al Jankovic. It's a shot for shot parody of the Teen spirit video..It was a video approved by Kurt and i just almost choked from laughing the first time I saw it!





The second one happens to be a version of "Misheard" Smells like teen spirit lyrics. This is the most hilarious version ever.