Grapple at the Big Apple!(I know it's a cheesy title)

I'm writing this post with a lot of indignation in me,so if it is bound to be a little judgemental and might contain lot of raving against a particular Quatret , Christened simply as "The losers"

Hot afternoon, Washington park,NYC.A guy dressed in a flannel shirt sporting run of the mill sneakers walks a few paces on the sidewalk to grab a bite to eat.Pretty mundane happeining which you can see dime a dozen! But what if the guy was outrageously handsome,had an effervescent personality,was the star in one of the biggest movie franchises,was down to earth and unassuming?What if he guy had crowd paranoia?What if the guy was Robert Pattinson?the situation does a 180 now, doesn't it?

Robert Pattinson was filming for his next movie "Remember me" in NYC this morning.Before going further, we need to keep in mind that Rob has crowd paranoia.Rob is a nice guy with a calm demeanour,ever accomdating to his fans,with no "Air " about him and is a thorough professional.He's a wonderful person..'nuff said!

It all started with a post in the site onlocationvaccation.com(if i have my way, i would ban the dayum site!)which disclosed the filming location for RM's first day of shooting.This started a kind of movement and soon the entire internet was abuzz with the prospect of catching Rob on set.Come 8.30 on Monday morning, a huge crowd of paparazzo and girls,were waiting with bated breath at the location in NYU.

Rob arrived and began filming his scene in his usual nonchalant manner.The sporadic cries of "i love u robert" definitely disturbed filming but Rob did seem unfazed!Having scores of cameras being pointed a you(these do not belong to the filming crew),having ur crew outnumbered,unable to stop the unrelenting shrieking(are these girls related to the witches of Salem?) got to him after a point and this is what he did!

U can almost savour the desperation in the man in this pic(only a frustrated man would sit on a fire hydrant and put his face in his hands,knowing it's gonna be fodder for the tabloid rags!somebody, get the guy an asprin!oh rob!!!)

Filming wrapped up and Rob had to walk 2and 1/2 blocks to his trailer.Time for he fans to say a hi!, get an autograph walk away and then go into hyperventilation right?That's just what did NOT happen! The crazy loonies also called the losers took social faux pas to a whole new level with this

that was just a teaser! here's the real deal

Watch this to fully comprehend what comes below...just the photos make my rant below seem too extreme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIo56XB0iO8

WTF?Does the girl think she's hulk Hogan?Or maybe she thought "If i strangle him and cut of circulation to his brain, he wont notice how effing idiotic i'am" His boduguards were rendered useless as he was mobbed by fans everyone of 'em who kept a decent distance except for the losers?What was the B!tch in the green plaid shirt thinking?He's not gonna say "Hey!ur the human noose, lemme take u to lunch to the Ritz and then maybe back to my hotel room at the Waldorf Astoria"U idiot!U have a better probability of finding vampires sparkilng in ur front yard and playing baseball in ur backyard than Rob ever giving u a second glance!How many times were u dropped on ur head as a child?oh! Hold ur hippogripps!I know ur mom took one look at u when u were born and offered u to cannibals! but they had a taste of u and have turned vegetarians! oh yeah!Unforutnately the part the cannibals tasted was ur brain(what microscopic amounts of it were there when u were born!)

Watching the forced smile on rob's troubled face is just gutwrenching and the video of this idiocy brings tears to ur eyes!The guy was so gracious to u even then!He even mumbled a have a nice day to everyone just before he got on the trailer!Now that the losers have gotten their 15 secs of fame, they ought to be prepared for a vehement backlash!They probably ruined any chance of Rob being as approachable as he is now!I'm sure he is gonna get z-grade security from now on!Did u for one second think of how his mom would feel when she watched her son being grappled and harassed this way?I guess ur mom would probably hire Bin Laden to launch an airplane right into u though!

Rob is probably gonna be stuck into his hotel from now on with his cancer sticks and booze watching 12 reruns of Loveboat!Way to go girls!! make him a recluse!!Thats what we all want!

U low lives will always be losers!!!

P.S: I would love to aply for the position of rob's body guard!!!he he he!!!